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how do u know when u have a bad computer?

Question by sweet_temptation: how do u know when u have a bad computer?
The lower corner of screen has the words “Etch A Sketch”on it.

When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes.

You have to pedal it.

The manual contains one sentence: “Good luck!”

The only chip inside came from a bag of Doritos.

When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling.

You catch a virus from it.

The screen frequently freezes and a message comes up: “Ain’t it break time,
Chester?”

While running, it emits deafening calliope music.

It cyber-snickers at you.

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Answer by mystery2
very good

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5 Responses to “how do u know when u have a bad computer?”

  • jasmen.:

    LOL.
    i love the last one.

  • Phillip B:

    I know I have a bad computer the moment I start cursing it and it curses back! In French! I don’t speak French but I know a curse word when I hear it.

  • Jake5282:

    Great ones, loved them lol….
    One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

    The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, “It’s leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!”

  • Linkin Park Rule!!:

    very funny but this should have been in the jokes section.

  • crazyazz36:

    and i thought mine was bad!! it’s not that bad!!lol

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