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Question by CaTT: Do people use the term “stuffed animal” all over the world?
I require a globe accepted term to describe the stuffed toys, generally animals that we give to kids normally.
Like i know that in America we say stuffed animal
Answer by So i herd u liek mudkipz
i use taxidermy
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Question by Chris K: how are these jokes for the over 50s?
Effectively Organized Life
Two senior ladies met for the initial time because graduating from high school. 1 asked the other, “You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a properly planned life?”
“Oh yes,” stated her friend. “My 1st marriage was to a millionaire my second marriage was to an actor ,my third marriage was to a preacher and now I’m married to an undertaker.”
Her friend asked, “What do those marriages have to do with a effectively planned life?”
“1 for the cash, two for the show. three to get prepared and four to go.”
Lack of Vision
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the physician that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom throughout the night. Then he stated, “But you know Doc, I’m blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I’m completed!”
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George’s wife and stated, “Your husband’s test outcomes were fine, but he said one thing strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night.”
Thelma exclaimed, “That old fool! He’s been peeing in the refrigerator once more!”
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette soon after not seeing one an additional for some time. Right after inquiring about each and every other’s wellness, one asked how the other’s husband was doing.
“Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead appropriate there in the middle of the vegetable patch!”
“Oh dear! I’m extremely sorry,” replied her friend, “What did you do?”
“Opened a can of peas instead.”
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window.
Because it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip
light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
“I’m sorry to bother you,” she stated, “but I feel you ought to inform the
pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time.”
Two elderly females had been consuming breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed some thing funny about Mable’s ear and stated,
“Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mable answered, “I have? A suppository?”
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, “Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing.
Now I feel I know where my hearing aid is.”
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed the old man overboard.
They searched for days and couldn’t find him, so the Captain
sent the old woman back to shore, with the promise that he
would notify her as soon as they discovered some thing.
3 weeks went by and finally, the old woman got a fax from
the boat. It read: Ma’am, sorry to inform you that we found your
husband dead, at the bottom of the ocean.
We hauled him up to the deck, and attached to his butt was an oyster,
and inside it was a pearl worth $ 50,000….please advise.
The old woman faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.
A young man asked an old wealthy man how he made his cash.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and stated, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Fantastic Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the whole day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this program for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $ 1.37.”
“And that’s how you built an empire?” the boy asked.
“Heavens, no!” the man replied. “Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”
Answer by footidad
Pretty good,just goes to show you that they do not have to be vulgar to be funny,well not all the time anyhow.
Know much better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
Time And Tension Management: Leap-Frog Over Procrastination
Time management and anxiety management—is there a relationship? Lack of time may not be the only thing that creates anxiety for people, but it certainly ranks as one of the highest in its frequency of occurrences. Also think about an additional circumstance where anxiety and time are related, but not due to lack of time. Here the stress stems from just procrastinating, even when time is available. And…if you procrastinate on enough matters, then lack of time comes back into play again.
There is an old saying that eating a live frog initial factor each and every morning will generally make the rest of the day appear pretty simple. That frog is your biggest project- the one that will create the outcomes that lead to your objectives. It also tends to be the 1 on which you are most likely to procrastinate.
Summer months are a time that men and women frequently schedule projects. Occasionally the alter of pace throughout this season leads people to strategy catch-up days both at the office and at house. In some geographical locations it is since it is too hot to be outdoors, and in other cases it might be because function slows down throughout this period. Believe back to your past summer:
Did you have plans to function on tasks that you had been postponing until this time?
Did you strategy on someone else finding issues carried out during these month?
Had been the chores that you had hoped to get carried out actually completed?
If not, why?
If you had jobs scheduled and did not get them carried out, could procrastination be an concern? It is effortless to usually blame lack of time, but the truth is that you typically have times when you could be working on those delayed tasks and you merely put them off.
Examine some of the factors why men and women procrastinate.
There is no sense of urgency.
When a task does not come with a deadline, it can be easy to postpone, but that item will still nag at you. You begin feeling guilty about not acquiring enough accomplished, and the accumulation of incomplete activities in turn ends up adding to your daily anxiety.
Remedy: Think of positive outcomes and set your own deadline.
You do not know where to begin.
The project is so big and detailed that you do not have a clear picture of the processes. It may possibly have been fairly basic at the beginning but, by delaying, the project has now turn out to be overwhelming.
Answer: Write down, in order, the steps that want to be taken. You are far more likely to tackle a modest job than commit to a big block of time. Be positive to schedule every of the actions on your calendar.
It is not where your interests or skill levels lie.
You could dislike the chore, like filing or yard function, or it could be a project that you do not know how to do and have no interest in understanding. You stall for days or weeks. Then when you finally have no option, it is even worse than you expected.
Solution: Can you hire an individual, or trade services? When you are interested in the function, you are certainly more effective in accomplishing that task. If it is something you hate to do, attempt to discover an alternative rather than permitting it to loom.
Do not let that frog get away for the day. Instead, leap proper in, deal with the frog early in the morning and then jump to the next job. After all, eating that frog is usually the means of supplying you with your bread and butter.
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time over toys [aka - freedom of choice]
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freedom of choice [aka - time over toys]
i like reversals!
here’s one that could ruffle some plumage on a quiet sunday evening!
firstly, the caveat:
i am well aware, on a very personal level, that an individuals freedom of choice can be drastically curtailed by circumstances that are absolutely beyond their control.
i am also aware that there are huge numbers of people around the globe who bust their chops and work their asses off to support families on a tight or limited budget.
these are not the issues i wish to address.
you will be familiar with the [almost universal!] song:
i just have no time! i don’t even get any time to think! i have to work so many hours! we bought this big house [well tooo big really!] on a 99% mortgage that has to be paid! we bought those three cars on the drive using finance deals! we have personal debts to service from borrowing so much money! we have those maxed out storecards to pay for! we have our credit card bills to pay! i just have no time. life is so hectic i can’t think straight! i don’t get to see the children enough! i just have no time!
shut your mouth.
and stop fucking complaining.
here’s the deal :
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to get a mortgage that would cripple you financially if the interest rates shifted a quarter of a percent.
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you and your partner to shuck out three children.
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to borrow all that money and run up that big fat personal debt you can hardly service.
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to buy those two or more cars on finance.
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to have a flat panel tv in every room, including the fucking kitchen.
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to go abroad on that expensive holiday, add that to one of the loans by any chance?
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to get that ten grand kitchen ‘makeover’ when there was fuck all wrong with the previous kitchen [except of course it was not 'now', it was so 'last season']
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to work a 65 hour week to pay for the above!
nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to make a single one of the decisions which have since resulted in you having ‘no time’.
you made those choices.
you, reading these words this very minute. you made all those decisions.
here’s the deal 
‘you’ have a little thing called ‘freedom of choice’. if you had excersised it in a different way, you would have plenty of time.
the peer pressure just getting too much for you?
that little demon envy getting the better of you?
greed chewing and gnawing away in your gut?
did you want to……
show your peers around that ‘oh so expensive’ new kitchen and bathroom?
park those shiny new 4 by 4′s right where the neighbours could see them?
raise a glass with ‘friends’ in that spacious credit financed conservatory?
you understand the principle of slavery?
you are a slave.
and that big consumerist/peer pressure hook is buried so deep in your lip you think it’s just a natural part of being alive.
you probably think that you were born with it.
you talk about time, and the lack of it.
you moan, whine, whinny and squeal about your lack of time.
here’s the deal 
‘if you want more time make do with less.’
end of transmission.
RC Regatta – open class hull length over one metre RC Segelfreunde Bremen: Regattatreff 21.09.2008 at Ohlenstedter Quellsee – Marblehead (Boogie, Brad Gibson Design) – 4 x Marblehead Oldtimer (Flipper) – 2 x Smaragd (Robbe) – Estelle (Robbe) – Maxi Racer (Scale) Home page: www.funnycomp.de Race report: www.rc-network.de
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